Sheriff: 'Do You Have an Ex-Valentine With Outstanding Warrants?'

Posted on Sheriff's Facebook page

Monroe County Sheriff Troy Goodnough is trying to capitalize on ex-lovers' desire for justice.

This week on Facebook he offered a "2025 Valentine's Day Special."

"Do you have an ex-Valentine with outstanding warrants? Do you have information that they are driving with drugs or weapons in the vehicle? Give us a call with their location and we will take care of the rest," the sheriff's post said.

He continued on Facebook:

"This Valentine’s Day Special starts off with a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay with luxurious accommodations, and a professional glamour shot that may be posted online for all to enjoy. This special is capped off with a very special Valentine's dinner.

"This special is too sweet to pass up! Don't wait! Operators are standing by at 734-243-7070!"

We first saw this story in the Detroit News.